Back in 24 hours
One Last Haunting
$5
Tell me the situation. I write one short message and get it back to you within 24 hours. No changes, no rewrites.
Help with the words
Help Me Say It
I write texts, emails, and letters. The boundary. The goodbye. Tell me what happened and what you need them to understand. I'll find the words. Still yours. Just easier to say.
Written for you. Sent back by email.
Partners & Exes
For the conversations that stay on your mind.
Ghostwriter
$25
You give me the situation. I write the actual message, personalized. You take all the credit.
Rest In Peace, Reply
$45
The message, plus a suggested reply for when they text back "we need to talk." (They will.)
Séance
$55
A deeper, more personal plan. A full back-and-forth, plotted out so you don't flail.
Most complete
Exorcism
$95
The full treatment. Everything personal, every angle covered.
Toxic Families
Parents, siblings, relatives.
Back in 24 hours
Holiday Ceasefire
$5
Tell me the family situation. I write one short message and get it back to you within 24 hours. No changes, no rewrites.
Haunted House Call
$25
The parent or sibling message you keep rewriting and not sending. I write the actual words.
Rest In Peace, Relatively
$45
The message, plus a suggested reply for when they insist that's not what happened. (They will.)
Family Séance
$55
A deeper, multi-message plan for the relative you're stepping back from. Plotted out, no flailing.
Most complete
The Exorcism, Family Edition
$95
The full treatment for the conversation you've been avoiding for years. Every angle covered.
Your words start here
Tell me what happened.
A few things you might wonder.
Need more than one text?
Dating Coaching
Some things don't fit in a text. Dating after a breakup, figuring out what you actually want, or trying to understand why someone acts the way they do. I coach men and women one-on-one through Muse.
Book through MuseI'm not a therapist or a lawyer. If you're in danger, call 911 or the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233.